Did you go to the cinema yesterday? It was the perfect day! Preferably, the spectacle of 1830, so you can organize a pizza and then a good blow Reports that kills us or recording Fabio Fazio, better, and off to sleep because today, I remind you, it's Monday! And just this morning the pains begin to merchants and manufacturers when "Spizzo", as in a poker hand, the proceeds of Cinetel, which depend in the end, only one variable: word of mouth. Hope and fear of the debutantes of the old craft, what really? It is the chatter of a few seconds between a spectator and another, traveling her like a virus and as such you never know if survives, for better or for worse. There is no criticism or public scrutiny that take, it's just a thumbs down or up in an instant, the first weekend of release, decreed the success of a film, advertised or not. We see in detail a small number of examples starting with a title as it is crippled in front of the box office at the time of doing business, pace of lost time in useless meetings to find him: "Hereafter," for example, is only "4 places for Eastwood thank you, "and comments that generate any buzz is this:" Solemn, with a theme so slippery then, but aho Clint CIA 82 years, you realize? "-" And in fact he had to talk about the afterlife! "-" But it was the tsunami, crazy right? "-" I do not know, I am covered, I was too scared, I did not seen anything. " End, the film in the "buzz" is all about. Go ahead, "meet the man of your dreams" (which translated badly from the original "You will meet a tall dark stranger") at the box office, as usual, it becomes "Woody Allen". The final comment, for years now I have to say is always the same: "It's always the same story" - "Yes, but there's always that joke that alone is worth the price of admission "-" I understand, you have seen one, you saw them all ...". We continue with "Barney's Version" simply said "Barnet:" Nice, but I was not taken because sorry, but how do you take one so bad (that would be Paul Giamatti), but do not believe that he has never made with Miriam, the final one, the beautiful "-" Yes, but what kills you is cool, eh! "-" But the friend, what he shoots at the top, you see very well that he did not kill him, that is really cool! "-" And Dustin Hoffman? Always good, I '? Kill what has invecchiato però! Io me lo ricordo in Kramer contro Kramer che già mi sembrava vecchio!”. Il film di Stephen Frears, “Tamara Drew”, al botteghino è diventato “Mara qualcosa”: “Vabbè la storia è tratta da un fumetto, ma tu l’hai visto?” - “Ma che il giornaletto? No! Ma il film com’è?” - “Così...”, questo “così” è accompagnato da una faccia che nemmeno una minestrina fredda riuscirebbe a suscitare. E quindi “Che bella giornata” diventa semplicemente il film di Checco Zalone: “Me so’ morto dalle risate!”. Totale: 32 milioni di euro. Che vorrà di’?