Thursday, December 23, 2010

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Many wishes for happy holidays!

I do all my best wishes for a peaceful Christmas for a new year filled with much happiness and good health always!
There are plenty of people who should, in this time of year more than ever, say thank you with all my heart.
Christmas greetings should be made all year, every day is the most beautiful and sincere way of expressing affection for our loved ones, our friends, to love everyone.
For me the spirit of Christmas is an endless joy, a state of mind and good understanding, a predisposition to the joy and friendship: should prevail all year round.
I love Christmas songs, full of joy and love: my heart sing all year round!
My wish is for all you who are reading, and even if you never read these words of mine: that the true spirit of Christmas never abandon your hearts. They are always full of joy, serenity, love. That always resonate in your soul the sweet notes of Christmas carols deepest and sincere, illuminating of happiness every day of your life. What never be extinguished the joy of sharing the hope of a better future and happiness for the little things, love for yourself and for others, the joy of life and passion. That will never abandon their faith in whatever you believe. Because the important thing is to believe, again: all your dreams come true sooner or later. Often in ways that not even imagine. Imagine
. This Christmas imagine.
Imagine all the best feelings, good intentions, actions fair and disinterested. Imagine that during this Christmas to make throughout the course of life.

Best wishes to all!

Friday, December 17, 2010

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The sad story of plastic bags

I offer a brief history: the history of plastic bags.
Every day there passed through the hands, but .. . what is their fate?
I hope the future will really see the abolition. Why? Watch this video ...
I hope we can soon write a happy ending!

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Dog Dragging Hind Legs

La percezione della circostanza


The perception of the condition, besides being a beautiful word, is a trite, banal rule of etiquette that we have as children in the early afternoons when we had the extraordinary opportunity to get bored listening to the chatter large while taking tea on Saturday afternoon. The fact was the tea, to be precise, and the perception, however, was a single order received: "shut up and listen." That's it. Increasing efforts have been made, not in all truth, to apply that order to a mode of behavior "appropriate" with respect to any circumstance that fortunately, no longer just that of a tea among old aunts. And then, this small act of conscience, is now considered an exercise exquisitely designed only to intelligent minds of our kind, that would be human. I say this because personally I can not comprehend how there is still someone who spent 40 years a piece, can
interrupt you while you're talking on the phone, even excitedly, and although it quite well that you're doing something else, a significant, moreover, do not hesitate to speak on other topics. This entitles us to rage instantly tear him to pieces, "but you see I'm on the phone? NO MORE! "Or are you arguing with your girlfriend, do not ask me why, of course, always silly, and even on the street, and if you're arguing in the street, you do not know why, you're always fighting in an exaggerated, sensational: they all remember the couple who shouted at Via Tagliamento, because then we are mica in New York, where you will not be any line, no, we are in Rome, where he will not tell you that you are participating, but we feel authorized to say goodbye to one of two at a time when would be best to ignore it and go beyond. No! He greets "Hello" maybe with a smile underneath. And how should one respond? "HELLO!" Shouting with a muted subtitled: "DIE!".
Or we pizzeria, absurd and very long table, the venue is full, the decibels have soared even the cone auditel in Sanremo, the waiters are struggling to take command of all those who still do not know how to order a pizza to the table and ask for the menu, you get lost between beers, coche, croquettes, rice balls are, the pants, the whatever. Enter your friend sees that you're working to help the waiter and even your supposed friends at the table extricating summaries: "So, guys, we said four daisies, two with ham, not a tomato, then 3 cakes, 9 beer, 4 bottles of mineral water, 2 smooth and 2 drinks, as you say honey? basil with you? ". This mad and get even failing to give a hand because is too far away, you still offers it, and do not budge for a moment with his eyes, making you feel embarrassed because they do not seem to want him healthy. In fact you can not, you would like, but you can not! And what do you say? "Hello, is a life time no see." The answer should be only one: "I had my way, may be the last! A daisy, thank you! "

Monday, December 13, 2010

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Pensieri sotto l'albero


And since this year has reached the Immaculate, here again we have made that gesture as a child we loved so much and now has become a torment: the tree! But do not bad luck, we say it out loud at Christmas una casa senza l’albero è una tristezza infinita. E quindi abbiamo arraffato una scala, siamo saliti sul palchettone per tirare giù quei due pezzi di rayon verde smeraldo per montarlo in salotto, vicino a una finestra (così da fuori chi guarda dalla strada rosica che io ho fatto l’albero e tu no) piegandosi sulle ginocchia per salvaguardare l’ernia (L5-S1). Ma quando ci si ritrova con quei bracci di fil di ferro ricoperti di muschio finto a rifare quei gesti al contrario di appena un anno fa (era il 7 gennaio), si pensa all’utilità della cosa. Il pensiero vola via alle implicazioni annuali di ogni Natale: “i regali, oddìo, quello alla suocera: il caffè, come mai a un certo punto della vita alle mother in law gives it the coffee? Perhaps in the hope that we remain on a cup, because of pressure? But then the funeral looks heavy:-if not give them, maybe today was still here. " The gifts of grandchildren, he does not like anything, like a little game you already have it, by force, by downloading from the internet, then give him a computer, but I know that 'the father? We thought the father, no? Gifts to children, according to a bell'assegno me and see how they are happy, but it is cold, impersonal, if you shoot those on holiday in Sharm, but now there are sharks, then good on iTunes, so you download a movie and if he sees it, the limit a book that title? "War and Peace" but if you are still reading "The children of the Via Paal." That pizza ... but once it was Christmas, my Christmas as a child? ". In short, these are the thoughts and rimonti tree. But suddenly in your hypothalamus is heard a strange cracking sound, a door with an ugly rusty bolt creak open foreboding. But throw a glance of curiosity: who's in there? It is your father, he is young, speaks softly to your mother, "SCCT! Make-up if not they hear us. " Your mother, holding a scale and he slowly rises to fetch the palchettone on a super 8 projector, you asked who happens to own a gift to Santa Claus, and a doll for your sister. You are small and still do not know, but you're going to be great pain and perhaps with a pride that will never in your life. Through the keyhole of your bedroom you saw it all! You turn to your sister and say, "What, did you ask Santa Claus for a doll?". She said, 'Yes, I wrote the letter. " And thou, triumphant, will you answer to, just remember when it is stopped today, forty years later, as you see your nephew bent over plastic tree while one hears you screaming and crying through her tears a phrase: " Santa Claus does not exist. "

PS: the picture, as had not happened time, has nothing to do ...

Monday, December 6, 2010

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In macchina con Mario


In 1986, Mario Monicelli open the rear door of a black Golf GLD. Beside him, Suso Cecchi D'Amico. Sitting in front of Margaret and her niece to drive myself. Then that car, was carrying two columns of Italian cinema in the company of two boys of twenty, his return from Frascati where he had just finished filming "Oci Ciornie" directed by Nikita Michalkov and produced by Silvia D'Amico. That evening, during the feast at the end of the film, Marcello Mastroianni, and I knew I had also took two pictures with him while he asked me to look at the photographer, at least during the shot, and not fissarlo come stavo facendo da un quarto d’ora. Avevo visto Suso Cecchi ballare un valzer con Nikita Michalkov ubriaco di secchi di vodka. Avevo visto Silvia D’Amico tirare un sospiro di sollievo sul genere “adesso ci manca il montaggio e poi finalmente è finita!”. Avevo chiesto a Silvana Mangano di spiegarmi come aveva dato quello schiaffone ad Alberto Sordi sul finale de ”L’Automobile” e lei mi aveva risposto: “aveva una paura Alberto e io gli ho detto ‘tranquillo’, invece gli ho dato una sberla! Hai visto, vero?”. Avevo sentito il direttore della fotografia Franco Di Giacomo descrivere come “Marcello”, su sua richiesta, aveva ripetuto un’inquadratura di un monologo dove ricordava, rideva, piangeva, tutto, con un riflesso bellissimo e irripetibile, perso per un problema che solo al cinema (“il pelo in macchina”) e lui l’aveva rifatto senza battere ciglio riprendendo la luce esattamente in quel punto! Insomma, avevo appena passato una serata così e ancora non avevo parlato di niente con Monicelli. Ma ecco l’occasione: l’avrei accompagnato in macchina, meglio di così... Comincia il viaggio e dopo le prime curve trovo il coraggio per cominciare la litania di complimenti che riguardava l’UNICO suo film che avevo visto, “Il Marchese del Grillo”, non accorgendomi che, parlando tanto di “come recitava Sordi tra le sue mani”, omettevo masterpieces such as "A hero of our times", or "The Great War" or "A Very Little". But there was nothing to do, I was excited like a crazed moth to light a lamp of a summer evening, with those two in the car did not believe it, I screamed all, but only with respect to the Marchese del Grillo: on shots of the buildings, how to Paolo Stoppa was good for the pope, the other actors, dialogues, quotes ... He nods and smiles in silence. But the time to say goodbye and closed the door tells me: "Look, I am delighted that both have liked this movie and I thank you very much for the compliments, but I remember that I would direct others, anche con Alberto Sordi, tranquillo! Se li guardi, e grazie del passaggio!”.
Grazie a te, Mario.

Wednesday, December 1, 2010

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Venus Chronicles: the radio forum "planet Venus"

not enough for me a site website, a blog, a Facebook page, forums ... WebRadio here now!
I welcomed the initiative of the forum "The planet Venus" for a WebRadio : I manage the address book is dedicated to cultural heritage, "Venus Chronicles - Cultural Heritage .
As described in the brief presentation, which is the zero point, in this space to talk about art, archeology, architecture, literature and cultural heritage. In view of these issues, the radio has been added to the toolbar "The angle of the archaeologist" , along with several operators and utilities to archaeologists for cultural heritage.
This is my first experiment in radio, so I ask clemenza agli ascoltatori!

Monday, November 29, 2010

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Uno scovolino d'oro


È stato calcolato che in Italia ci sia almeno una pipa in 10 milioni di case e che un milione di persone abbia fumato almeno una volta quella pipa. I fumatori abituali di pipa in Italia oggi sono 10000. E basta. Sono lontani i tempi del Commissario Maigret, il mitico Gino Cervi (amato anche da Simenon), che la impugnava con l’autorevolezza di chi sapeva maneggiarla da padrone. Allora la pipa era molto amata e si vedeva in giro molto di più. Se ci fate caso sbuca in bocca a un passante nel filmato girato a Londra quando i Beatles cantavano sul tetto della Apple a Savile Row. The wore it with great ease, almost like an accessory. Today it is no longer the case. Yet those 10,000 pipe smokers have a problem that only now are realizing. THE BRUSH IS FINISHED! Let me explain. The tobacconist's or dealer, on Saturday afternoon was going to take, in addition to tobacco smoke one night watching the investigation of Commissioner Maigret on DVD, on a leather armchair capitonnet rustic and a blue cashmere throws, even a packet of cleaners, also called nettapipe. It 'very useful in that accessory pipe smoker, used to clean it by quell'acquerugiola and condensation that inevitably formed inside the mouthpiece and shank. Failure to clean respectable, the pipe should not be: smell, clog, a mess! Just as happened to the rifle of 1800, which cleaned after firing or, better, brush, hence the name says, with a huge tool debris from the gun barrel, gunpowder, metal debris and who knows what else. So what's the drama? Try to buy them! They are, of course, but not good ones. They bend when you put them in the mouthpiece and remain tied to the thumb and the index of the right hand, like a cartoon. At first you have to laugh, but after two or three attempts, threw them all in the air screaming. Why? Two years ago, in Turin, Corso Svizzera 147, closed the VI.SCA Dopo 40 anni, il suo proprietario, Pasquale Violi, aveva la schiena a pezzi, non si è creato un erede, e questo è il risultato. Il trucco degli scovolini della Visca risiedeva nel materiale: un doppio filino di acciaio armonico ricoperto di cotone la cui caratteristica era anche lo slogan: “mi fletto e non mi piego”. Alcuni, speciali, oltre al cotone che non perdeva pelucchi come quelli oggi in commercio, avevano anche un filo rosso intrecciato di nylon, leggermente abrasivo, puliva bene il cannello. Quelli di oggi sono di ferro dolce e non servono a niente. E questo è un altro pezzo d’Italia che se ne va, piccolo, piccolissimo, utile ad appena 10000 fumatori abituali di pipa. Però poi scopri che dava lavoro a un uomo che per una vita ci ha campato. Il costo di produzione di uno scovolino era di UN CENT e si vendevano in una busta da cinquanta per 3 €. Adesso sono contingentati nei negozi seri di pipe che li offrono con parsimonia ai loro clienti più affezionati. Quindi, amici del blog, riaprite quella fabbrica e diventate RICCHI!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

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Una foto di 40 anni fa


Questa foto di Bruce McBroom mostra 4 ragazzi che stavano per litigare da lì a poco ma ancora non lo sapevano. Mostra 4 ragazzi ormai ricchi con mogli, separazioni, divorzi, case, vacanze, droghe, tutto fatto, tutto visto, e adesso? Mostra 4 ragazzi che al primo bilancio della loro vita, quello dei trent'anni, quando chiunque al massimo potrebbe vantare un lavoro and perhaps a wife, they, looking back, they could have said: "I did the Beatles ...". 4 shows that after the boys clothes tailored to the unique film in London, have finally found their own way of dressing. Show four guys who put together 185 songs for every taste and every moment of life. What happens to those 4 guys in that picture today? Two died, one due to illness and one killed, one continues to write music, he can not do anything else, the other to enjoy life, does not know anything else, so much so that the question "is happy to land on iTunes? "replied" yes, at least so I do not ask when it will be more. " This explains why the photos of more than 40 years ago, has now rebuilt around the world by announcing that those feelings at the time wearing a T-shirt Fruit of the Loom, without a helmet, a saddle in two 20 cm square " Hello, "without the windscreen, the rain soaking and Walkman headphones in your ears one for you and for me, and now they are finally (after 10 years of legal papers) without the music store clerks (who do not even know how you write "Bitolz"), the best in the world, iTunes. And we do we do? Buy back all over again? We bought them on various media, vinyl albums, one of the 45 laps, then the plastic luminescent CDs, ("You do not buy them? You do not know how they feel: to scream!"). And we have already transferred from CDs to your Mac and if you have not already done so, what are you waiting? They're all beautiful spot there in the library! That's why this news really only serves to make us heroes in the eyes of those who still do not ever dabbled enough: some current twentysomethings who can finally understand that the abbreviation of "Strangelove" was actually written by the Beatles for the first transmission televised live on Eurovision in 1967, and not a sentimental reconciliation programs! Here is some magic that "boy" in the strict chronological sense of the term, will approach away from experiencing the same music that he has in the iPod headphones to find out: first, we have them already uploaded all beautiful 10 years, and secondly, we are actually listening on the original vinyl record player trying not to cry not to damage the cover of "Abbey Road" and we also have to make us the photo on the strips, and thirdly, we observe that the most played song on your iPod are just the most downloaded a few days around the world: "Let it be "" Yesterday "and" Hey Jude ".
Really? Maddài!

Friday, November 19, 2010

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Buon riposo


The afternoon nap that all doctors now advise, "the pennica" as it is called in Rome, it's obviously a luxury. The rule would be to stop more than twenty minutes after lunch every day. But often it is in the gym at that hour to dispose of the shanks with porcini of the season last night. But on Saturdays and Sundays, no, I'm saved, and we can recover, even breached the 20 minutes required in those long afternoons, maybe it's raining outside, with the atmosphere of the village on Saturday that even today, after 180 years from that 'chilling thought of Leopardi, we are pressed. To avoid unpleasant incidents, here are some little rule to observe. First light. Close all blinds, shutters, doors, windows everything. Otherwise, once you try to sleep you should get your hands before his face to pretend that this glow was not disturb us and that instead there is very bad: the crack of light that seemed so small and had made us think "they are not I see it "as soon as we lie with the plaid, it becomes a beam saber that not even Star Wars. With your hands then try to create a curtain to protect his eyes, but just let us get drowned in a sea of \u200b\u200bwater vapor produced by letting us find our breath all wet. Second rule: go to the bathroom before. Nothing happens to lie, but as soon as we feel that feeling of 'hit', dizzy, faint and slow that above the yield, that's a pin prick us, and a little voice says, "go to the bathroom, or else do not you relax ...". Another, our, he replied: "Nah, I can do ... a few seconds and go away ". But comes another pinprick stronger, distracting from the search for sleep, and whoever curses you beat it in the bathroom! Third rule: a square blanket regulation. BEWARE THE PILE, from the cover of your small child, you forgot the dressing gown on the chair thinking, "so I'm not cold ...". In fact, when looking yourself in the embrace of Morpheus, in fact at home goes a seal sarcastically applauding the idea. The cover, following our sprawls, always leaves some of us out of security and then the ice takes possession of the body, from toes to the legs to the trunk, up the arms and hands, now reduced to stalagmites. We wake, if we had stayed despite the tremors due to frostbite, with the beginnings of a cold and a bit of a sore throat. Fourth rule: detach phone and home phone. It could only call a joint any: grandmother, aunt, mother, cousin, who had not heard for years, the Montblanc store to tell you that the pen is fixed so ... Salvador Dali said that the peak of sleep the sleep you get with a silver spoon in his hand. When, at the time dell'abbiocco, the arm will drop the spoon waking, sleep, and we will end up, according to him, we will be nice rest. In fact, Dali is dead.

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

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Ethics and sustainability: quale futuro per i nostri musei?

"L’inverno è attesa e preparazione."
Mario Rigoni Stern, "Stagioni"

 Questa citazione mi ha molto colpita. Per chi abita in campagna come me e ha a che fare ogni anno con rigidi inverni, sa bene che all'inverno bisogna arrivare preparati. L'inverno a volte arriva quando non te lo aspetti ed è una stagione lunga e difficile da affrontare. Poi un bel giorno, quando credi che durerò per sempre, vedi spuntare il primo fiore che buca la neve e fa capolino annunciando l'arrivo dell'agognata primavera.
Quindi prepararsi bene è fondamentale. Una volta la preparazione all'inverno durava tutta l'estate: come non pensare alla favola della cicala e della formica? Ora sembra invece che nessuno pensi più all'inverno, che nessuno più lo aspetti, che sia sempre molto lontano, quasi non debba mai arrivare. E a questo punto quando arriva davvero sono guai seri.
La metafora calza a pennello se la leggiamo con gli occhi di chi sta vivendo questa crisi mondiale di cui tanto si scrive e si parla. Non è della crisi che voglio parlare, nè di politica. Voglio parlare del contesto from which I am quoting Mario Rigoni Stern the VI National Conference of museums in Italy organized by ICOM Italy Stelline Foundation in Milan November 15, 2010.


assembly of all the museums of Italy Daniele Jalla, newly elected to the ICOM Executive Council, during his presentation of the ICOM Code of Ethics said " We are on the threshold of winter, but was not cut wood and we do not have the money to buy . This is the meaning of his quote.
At the conference, devoted to "Ethics and sustainability ", was presented the current situation of Italian museums are far from rosy, looking for useful discussion and sharing of solutions to improve it.
In this regard, the President of ICOM Italy Alberto Garlandini launched four draft reflection and action, as provided for in the sustainable management of the museum.

  1. The defense of human capital of the museums. A museum of his collections not only lives, but most of the professionalism that make these collections accessible to the public, protected disclosure, competent professionals and volunteers also are committed to transparent management, competent, effective, efficient. Without people, the museum is dead. It has often been said and written that we never, ever dreams of leaving a house painter to do the job of a lawyer or a doctor. So why do we let economists and lawyers to do the work of museologist?
  2. A strong commitment to concentrate scarce resources on institutions and permanent cultural activities. Inevitable, in the face of scarcity, is a selection. It has already been done, it continues to do, but future prospects are less rosy: it is estimated between 2011 and 2013 an additional heavy burden of the crisis, with cuts of resources to regions and local authorities, with serious cascading effect, the all the more burdened by the close tight constraints of the Stability Pact. The translation? More cuts, fewer resources. That means less work, less personal, less culture. For this Garlandini wanted to avoid ephemeral initiatives and improvised, in favor of concentrating on activities that are capable of concrete and lasting results, which are the only ones to have high public value. Gianfranco Maraniello objection, director of the Museo d'Arte Moderna di Bologna is precisely the ephemeral activities such as exhibitions to finance the core of the MAMBO, the ordinary, the mere opening of the halls to the public. Already here we can see that the situation is more complex than it appears. The rethinking
  3. management. According Garlandini must overcome the illusion to go it alone, but aim for the maximum cooperation, increase the capacity to act and manage the network as associates. It 's the time for decisions proactive and bold experimentation. Even here, however, the situation is assessed on a case by case basis: especially lawyers warn see the association as the panacea for all ills. The intervention of Carl Barbati explained how participatory management to the test of the facts must confront a highly complex system, with problems of the administrative system as well as intrinsic problems due to the incomplete implementation of the principles of vertical and horizontal subsidiarity. The lack of legislation administrative and clear and binding makes it difficult if not impossible to be fully operational management of the association, also complicated by the special status of cultural heritage. We therefore create the conditions that can be simultaneously operating different systems, with all the problems that entails.
  4. Subsidiarity. should be favored, according to the proposal Garlandini, voluntary participation and public-private synergy. For this purpose, the rules must be clear and effective controls: meritocracy must prevail and must be enhanced tax benefits.
From the whole day it was found that there are no simple answers to difficult problems. In most cases we are dealing with buffer solutions and compromises to get by day to day, to wonder if tomorrow there will be only the money needed to open to the public.
Managing museums is a difficult and delicate task. What is needed is to build a new sustainable management through the exchange of ideas and best practices, integration, comparison with the decision makers.
It is often communication fails, when it is the basic and fundamental element, essential for the proper functioning of the gears at all levels.
experiences emerged in the afternoon workshops showed what we're all in this together, to confront with difficulties continuity of projects, lack of qualified personnel, temporal constraints, lack of funds, too rigid constraints of bureaucracy and public administration, limits programming, problems of transparency and accountability.
Continuity of powers is a fundamental point, but we are unable to assign duties lasting, causing a dangerous unraveling of team work. After all, it says everywhere that this is the generation of temporary employment. And here it impossible for the country with the highest artistic and cultural world, of relating European partners.
Our heritage is the most significant in the world: could be a real added value of our society, resolve differences, promote integration and identity, help to form better citizens. Why can not we have better care? What should we do now? Continue to dab or draw out the weaknesses and try to overcome them? Maybe both. The important thing, in my opinion, is to begin.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

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La storia del barattolo

A professor before his philosophy class without saying a word, takes a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. Students agree and that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. The pebbles into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full and they respond back to you.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand fills all the gaps, and He asked once more if the jar was full. Also this time the students responded with a unanimous.
The professor quickly added two cups of coffee to the contents of the can and effectively filling the empty space between the sand. Then the students laugh.
When the laughter subsided, the professor says, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life ... The balls courses are the important things like family, children, health, friends, love, the things we enjoy. These are things that even if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, car, etc.. The sand is everything else: the little things. If we put first the sand into the jar, there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls for. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for things that really matter. Pay attention to things that are critical to your happiness playing with your kids, take the time to go to the doctor, go to dinner with your partner, practice your favorite sport or hobby. ; There will always be time to clean house, cut grass, to fix the little things ... Employees of the golf balls first, the things that really matter. Set your priorities: il resto è solo sabbia”. 
Uno degli studenti alza la mano e chiede cosa rappresenti il caffè. 
Il professore sorride e dice: “Sono contento che tu mi faccia questa domanda. E’ solo per dimostrarvi che non importa quanto occupata possa sembrare la vostra vita, c’è sempre posto per un paio di tazze di caffé con un amico!”.

Monday, November 8, 2010

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Una roccia su una panchina


The rock has been in Rome a handful of hours to present the DVD "The Promise" and be interviewed by our Ernesto Assante e Gino Castaldo: Bruce Springsteen. A man of 61 years that leads them as they bring the rock, well, well. I know why this man Strap on a guitar like a woman wants to be grabbed by a man, a lonely man, still manages to make us believe in life and in its four things that make life worth living.
In October, a history and photos have been around the world: una giovane coppia che passeggiava su una spiaggia del New Jersey vede un uomo, solo, che scruta il mare su una panchina. Il ragazzo lo riconosce: si tratta dell’unico uomo che sa contare fino a 4 in un modo che qualsiasi musicista, qualsiasi band, qualsiasi orchestra vorrebbe suonare con e per lui, anche gratis, per tutta la vita. Quell’uomo si chiama Bruce Springsteen ed è il rock, semplicemente. Il ragazzo si avvicina timidamente e lo saluta con un complimento. Bruce che fa? Gli dice “grazie, ciao” e basta? No! Quell’uomo, che ha una voce che esce dalla nostra memoria collettiva di speranze e aspettative, nota che quel ragazzo ha una chitarra a tracolla che gli pencola da una spalla. E quell’uomo gli chiede: “ragazzo, suonami qualcosa!”. Il ragazzo sta per morire ma risponde come un ragazzo che ha davanti il rock. E non si sa se balbettando o piangendo dalla commozione, riesce a formulare una risposta. Evidentemente qualcuno lassù lo amava in quel momento, tanto da fargli dire una cosa intelligente: “come posso io suonare la chitarra davanti a te che sei Springsteen?”. A quella domanda l’uomo che indossa i jeans come un uomo porta addosso la sua vita, rimane sospeso per un interminabile secondo in cui riflette che lui si sente SOLO un uomo e non una roccia, rock in inglese, delle nostre miserabili vite. Sente che quel ragazzo davanti a lui ha ragione, e quindi gli risponde: “Dammi la chitarra! Lei è la tua ragazza?” The boy answered yes. The man with the guitar, the rock himself, then started to play "Secret Garden" to the couple who is now sitting there next to him on a bench on the waterfront of New Jersey, United States of America. They can take a picture together. Now I say three things. First, if the girl then asked the boy to marry him and she will always be his woman is crazy. Second, he agrees, because another opportunity like this never happen again to him not with another woman in his life. Third, now we understand why a man like Bruce Springsteen Bruce Springsteen. Why has something inside him still, 61 years, with nothing more to prove to anyone on the face of this planet that continues to run without a reason, in plaid shirt, watching a sunset on the beach barefoot. As Conrad said, "how do I explain to my wife that when I look out the window I'm working?". Bruce still looks out the window ...

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

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Per tigna


What is ringworm? It is that feeling for which (according to a joke that circulated in the 50 rooms of the airlines in Rome that he saw in black and white colors explode only signs of its Via Bissolati) the flagship of Napoleon, wounded in battle and lost all the arts to bring forward at all costs, before his last breath, his fellow soldiers who asked him what he had annihilated by that company never made extraordinary, he said, just "for ringworm." It is a first class this spring that makes us move in directions without which it would be impossible: there is no drug, alcohol, smoke or who are able to know what ringworm. And that's why I ricapitato in the hands of my old 80's stereo. We're talking about an amplifier Luxman L1 only 35 watts per channel (in a class-mate had a 60!), And a plate Technics SL-B2. I know that someone storcerà the nose for this ensemble (the other kits of the time preferred the flat Thorens Marantz amplifier), but continue and you will understand: the itch I did then connect the spare and beautiful BSE cases (no more) of the cables with gold-plated. All this in an afternoon of unspeakable discomfort, try now to connect the speaker wires on the back of an amplifier: Your Orthopaedic not you forgive him with hernias that jump just as fillings and ligaments that cross for mercy. During installation you will hear the creaks and moans, there guarederete around without finding anyone, but it's your body that moans like a caravel in the waves of the Atlantic! Once done, choose a disk (in my case "The Dark Side of the Moon") is backed with by the needle on the record, you have not even touched by this kindness the lips of your first kiss, and you slam on the couch! But the volume is too high. There is the remote control did not exist! Then you raise to fix it, go on the couch too low. Arialzati again, it is right now. And finally, feel the music as the years no longer feel it. And in his hands an object absurd and wonderful: the cover! 32 cm. to 32 cm., that is 32 cm square. WALK! It was also a double, then an area of \u200b\u200b2048 cm under your greedy hands. Well. I mention this because today's ebook coming, I would like to make it clear that nothing can replace the touch, and thank goodness! And then the paper, these beautiful skin, will never die and all the iPad the world can give a hand to the dying sales of books and newspapers, but the pleasure of banging your fingers on a keyboard, writing or reading a page of a book, such as an optical Pucci pull back from a one kilometer long, they will never return. And we should not deprive us if not for an emergency. Anyway, I never will. For ringworm.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Montreal No Tell Hotel

Un colpo da manuale


I'd like to know who among us has not dreamed of one day taking part in a bank robbery. Do not worry, I'm of course speaking only of those elegant and full of fascination that we have only ever seen the movies, because there are also those who would never dare to make a really? Imagine if we put a hood: I put myself in the mirror for fear alone is what I see. But there are notable examples of cinema forever. From "The Killing" by Stanley Kubrick, in a dazzling black and white with the suitcase full of dollars, which opens at the airport just when it seemed to be made up to "hit" written and directed David Mamet, with Gene Hackman that in a bar revealed a remarkable truth, a rule of life that we all should always keep in mind: "Plan B without a connection I do not even shoes." Or starting from "Point Break” di Kathryn Bigelow con quell’assalto da parte dei banditi mascherati da Presidenti degli Stati Uniti d’America, per arrivare al top, “Colpo Grosso” con Frank Sinatra che ha poi ispirato, con tutto lo charme del caso, George Clooney e tutta la sua banda di guasconi del 2000, Brad Pitt e Matt Damon. Insomma, chi di noi non vorrebbe far parte di quella banda per poi “giocare” all’innamoramento con trabocchetto nella liaison con Julia Roberts? Chi di noi non vorrebbe chiamarsi per una notte soltanto, una notte “ultimate”, quella del colpo ovviamente, “Ocean”? Perché la rapina da sempre ha un fascino tutto suo: sei grande e grosso come un banca ma io che sono piccolo e furbo (e mi vesto pure bene) ti frego con la mia finissima intelligenza e me ne vado ai Caraibi con una gattina che mi ama!
È quindi evidente che almeno qualcuno di questi film è stato visto dai componenti della banda che a Milano nei giorni scorsi ha tentato un colpo alla Banca Intesa San Paolo di Via Binda, vestiti da donna con maschere di lattice, parrucche e occhialoni alla Jackie Kennedy. Ma come in film (uno diverso, un cartone animato) durante l’azione, a uno di loro squilla il cellulare. Chi sarà? “Buongiorno, sono un maresciallo qui fuori, che state a fa’?”. Fuori erano in 40 ad aspettarli. Ma i nostri non si sono persi d’animo, no: due hanno tentato di cambiarsi i costumi da donna con other men borrowed from an old palace, but the door was stuck them a voice: "Follow us." Another went to the roofs, no way for him too! One had tried to return home first. Also stopped with a suitcase. But they had no poles? Sure. Arrested! Before them. In short, this time in this film won the Police Commissioner or better sideburns! Yeah, because unfortunately we're in a cartoon, there's nothing to do: put it in the end what you like, but we are still in Italy and then the film will be seen that the night before, instead of all those titles will be " The usual suspects ".

Monday, October 11, 2010

Marui Desert Eagle Gas For

Power of Love!


This photo you've already seen 25 years ago! Where were you? I'll remember I said to the cinema with a girl you liked when you could not take her hand and with the excuse of popcorn every now and then you settle for touching her. The film was a masterpiece announced, "Back to the Future" with Michael J. Fox, an actor with a career and a dancer, directed by Robert Zemeckis, a director with a fantastic career then and the soundtrack was "Huey Lewis and The News", a nice group, with a career then disbanded. We saw this date for the first time in 1985 seemed so far away, that on July 6 of 2010 shown on the meter of the time machine, right? But this belongs in July to the past! At the time we thought that in 2010 we finally became great, and yet here we are still playing with this blog. Who will he say? No, because we do not have a precise idea of \u200b\u200bthe future and above all forecasts are wrong in the sense that we are always late or sometimes frighteningly early. Just think of the cinema: Stanley Kubrick in 1969, presents "2001: A Space Odyssey," with the plot of a computer that rebels killing the crew, but when ever? Not to mention "2010-l'anno of contact," I is not! At this point it was much more honest "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg, who in 1980 told in an "instant-movie" of how humans and extraterrestrials were meeting in America, under the Devil's Tower (and I would have liked!). Go ahead: another title in 1981, "only" 29 years ago, suggested that in 1997, the entire city of Manhattan would become a great criminal prison, was precisely "1997: Escape from New York." It happened like this? No! Then the boys were right to "Big Wednesday" in 1974 when they said "the future is already past and there are not even noticed ...". Oh yes, because the real power of that future is still coming. With the future of a bad memory can suddenly disappear, simply because merito del tempo galantuomo. Ma d’estate, quando fa caldo, non vediamo l’ora che torni l’autunno, e non appena arriva non facciamo in tempo a goderci un salamino, due castagne e un bicchiere di rosso che già non ne possiamo più della pioggia. E ricominciamo a invocare la primavera, per colpa del tempo cafone! Quindi, tornando a quelle previsioni sbagliate del luglio di 25 anni fa, vorrei tanto sapere che fine ha fatto quella ragazza che era al cinema con voi. I casi sono due: o quella mano non siete riusciti a prendergliela e quando siete usciti non l’avete più vista e le vostre strade si sono separate per sempre, oppure quando l’avete presa per un piccolissimo e tremante istante, lei vi ha guardato in un modo tale by passing the future in a flash and now it's next to you while reading this piece: it is the woman in your life, but then again you did not know. "Power of Love!"

Friday, October 8, 2010

Bosch Dishwasher Trouble Shooting

Never tattoo


latter Miss Italy, who had two wallpapers tattooed on me reminded me that the tattoo has the same characteristic of a diamond is forever. Less beautiful, less expensive, but forever. But like all things eternal has the disadvantage of not having available the command "undo typing" as MS Word. In this case, we would never go back, it's up to visit the dermatologist. Have you ever heard their stories?
- You do not know how they are here to study ... (Rome did not ever say "in studio" but "study")
- ... desperate! In tears asking me to remove the tattoo which made way back from Sharm: "I'm levame 'fish from the shoulder that Ghana can not take it anymore!" What
bring a girl that one day she too will become grandmother, a tattoo on his shoulder African left a fish, a symbol of fertility marina, is a mystery that fascinates me, repelled me. If for no other reason than the inability to say "I was born, lived, and contradict me" if not at the "studio" when a beautiful crust giant, larger than the tattoo, remember laser shots for months to cancel, not to mention the year to elapse without taking the sun on it with all you ask,
- What have you done?
- No, I had a scene of fox hunting and I have tattoos removed because m'aveva stew!
Did you know that Disneyland will not take on board if you have tattoos?
"For too reminiscent of the convicts" were able to answer the office staff of EuroDisney in Paris. Exaggeration? But nowadays you preclude the possibility of being hired to do Cinderella or the Sheriff of Nottingham because of a stupid zodiac sign tattooed on his wrist under his watch. It is true that a Once the tattoo was the exclusive prerogative of those who sailed in search of America, if asked the sailor becalmed friend "Hey, write a little 'mom on his arm, so I will not forget that we've got one." Or had made a "vacation" I attach some of the Cayenne and "memory" (but when you forget it?) Had written a number of the cell. Maybe you want to gamble on the Lotto outlet. I will not even mention those who, not trusting their feelings, relies on the tattoo as proof of eternal love and
you print the first letter of the name of the beloved. Until one is I, steps after Ignatius, you can always put con uno che si chiama Elio, modificando la I con una E facilmente. Ma quando ti metti con Bruno poi dopo come fai se ti metti con Franco? Forse un metodo per far capire quanto è inutile scrivere sul corpo qualcosa (fatta eccezione per quelli tipo “I LOVE YOU” con la bic a scuola) potrebbe essere quello di tatuarsi un codice a barre sul collo che una volta letto dalla pistola della cassa automatica dell’Ikea potrebbe far capire quanto vale un tatuaggio: niente! E poi, sentite, la vogliamo dire tutta? Farsi un tatuaggio, con tutti quegli arnesi e quel dolore, equivale a un intervento chirurgico. Non vi fa paura?

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Can You Change The Amount Of A Verbal Offer?

Punti metallici


Amici di questo blog, una notizia per tutti voi. Vi informo che in QUESTO PRECISO MOMENTO ho finito i punti della cucitrice che avevo sin dai tempi dei primi acquisti in cartoleria per l’asilo! Sono passati 40 anni e quei punti mi facevano compagnia, meglio, mi seguivano, diciamola tutta: mi perseguitavano. Perché erano nel cassetto della cancelleria da 40 anni! Che vuol dire tutto questo? Stiamo parlando di tre scatolette, ormai quasi poltiglia, che contenevano 1000 punti l’una. Più svariati avanzi del cassetto della scrivania di mio padre, saranno stati in tutto quasi 4000 punti. In 40 anni non di ufficio, ma di solo “home-office”, e cioè utilizzati per ricevute di conti correnti postali (multe soprattutto) spillate ai relative verbali, ricevute di condominio, chiusure hysterical Envelope A4 and A5, to paper documents to bring to the accountant, in fact small businesses. And they were always in there to laugh at the time you spend in life, their, and ran my!
So here now, finally, I accingerò to buy another pack, a new package of 1000 points Zenith brand, a blue box, ART. 130 / E, produced in Voghera, where he was born Valentino, The Last Emperor . But my thought at the time of going to Vittorio Gassman, who in the play "Camper", next to his son Alessandro, horrified at the thought that a giant stuffed animal in the shape of the panda would survive. Was not wrong: now how many years will pass before you finish them off again? Another 40? I hope not, I would not remember using the last, who knows when that day many years ago as I was writing a story! That's why maybe even buy them, I prefer to ask you a few dozen friends who ruberete in the office ... To avoid another milestone in the drawer. Look
your gifts, please do not be generous!