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"Hai 5 minuti?"


When you ask this question is another reality: your partner will actually serve at least 15. You know why? He has no perception of time, the smaller the request, like "you have a minute or two?" The bigger the lie, he needs an hour. There you have you? Where? You tell me? As a child, for the first time in front of the mirror asks, "Who's that guy?" As there are people who can not give a name and a surname to go by. Late as usual, say "five minutes and added" we do not and will never do it when they arrive at the restaurant are still in the cell with the waste of their reduced life a brandelli, si perdono i pezzi, lasciano la bava dietro come le lumache. Stiamo parlando delle stesse persone che, stupidamente invitate da voi a cena, non appena gli aprite la porta d’ingresso non riescono a finire una frase per spiegare (e in realtà è una giustificazione) come mai hanno portato quella determinata bottiglia di vino, tre ore sul produttore, sul vitigno, sulla vendemmia, sul vinattiere, TUTTO SULLA PORTA D’INGRESSO! E tutti insieme a reggere quella bottiglia, voi con le vostre mani e lui con le sue, e magari è di prosecco che, nel frattempo di questa inutile spiegazione, SI SCALDA. Invece basterebbe dire “ecco una boccia di prosecco!” Due secondi. Grazie! Aprila! Finito! Passiamo ad altro, really important, right? Maybe! You can not make a general question that comes a detailed account of the last 5 minutes, lived by them, and our 30 to listen to those who restores them to us? In short, these remnants of adolescence should be taught the proper conduct of an evening at dinner, not to damage the normal flow of thoughts of all the others, first of all of us. It's a simple rule: the menu goes hand in hand with gossip and arguments. Appetizer (pre-sliced \u200b\u200bsausage, slivers of parmesan cheese, Greek olives nice big greasy) or greetings and "how are you all right, I'm in shape, this skirt where did you get it, you're fine." You can redo the dialogue between Carlo Verdone and Mario Brega, "as I know '' ste olives? Greek, "a classic, always works. First course, or the comments of the news of the week: "crazy stuff, but how do they go on (no matter who, like you never understand), you've seen gasoline? And the mortgage? You know a friend of mine went to the bank to the renegotiation did a fart and then he ...". Main course, it goes in depth with gossip about mutual friends, "did you know Charles? Allowed herself. Or rather have you left, but sure, poor thing, put yourself in his shoes ...". Sweet secrets and problems of life in general: is this and only this, the ONLY momento in cui il vostro amico potrebbe parlare delle frattaglie della sua vita con aneddoti sulle chiavi, sui cellulari, sui portafogli con documenti e carte di credito, tutti invariabilmente persi per mille stupidi motivi. Invece starà parlando al cellulare con il figlio che già non vuole più vederlo per gli stesso motivi. Quindi, se vi cerca esordendo con un bel “Hai un minuto?”, la risposta sarà una sola: “NO!”.