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Un colpo da manuale


I'd like to know who among us has not dreamed of one day taking part in a bank robbery. Do not worry, I'm of course speaking only of those elegant and full of fascination that we have only ever seen the movies, because there are also those who would never dare to make a really? Imagine if we put a hood: I put myself in the mirror for fear alone is what I see. But there are notable examples of cinema forever. From "The Killing" by Stanley Kubrick, in a dazzling black and white with the suitcase full of dollars, which opens at the airport just when it seemed to be made up to "hit" written and directed David Mamet, with Gene Hackman that in a bar revealed a remarkable truth, a rule of life that we all should always keep in mind: "Plan B without a connection I do not even shoes." Or starting from "Point Break” di Kathryn Bigelow con quell’assalto da parte dei banditi mascherati da Presidenti degli Stati Uniti d’America, per arrivare al top, “Colpo Grosso” con Frank Sinatra che ha poi ispirato, con tutto lo charme del caso, George Clooney e tutta la sua banda di guasconi del 2000, Brad Pitt e Matt Damon. Insomma, chi di noi non vorrebbe far parte di quella banda per poi “giocare” all’innamoramento con trabocchetto nella liaison con Julia Roberts? Chi di noi non vorrebbe chiamarsi per una notte soltanto, una notte “ultimate”, quella del colpo ovviamente, “Ocean”? Perché la rapina da sempre ha un fascino tutto suo: sei grande e grosso come un banca ma io che sono piccolo e furbo (e mi vesto pure bene) ti frego con la mia finissima intelligenza e me ne vado ai Caraibi con una gattina che mi ama!
È quindi evidente che almeno qualcuno di questi film è stato visto dai componenti della banda che a Milano nei giorni scorsi ha tentato un colpo alla Banca Intesa San Paolo di Via Binda, vestiti da donna con maschere di lattice, parrucche e occhialoni alla Jackie Kennedy. Ma come in film (uno diverso, un cartone animato) durante l’azione, a uno di loro squilla il cellulare. Chi sarà? “Buongiorno, sono un maresciallo qui fuori, che state a fa’?”. Fuori erano in 40 ad aspettarli. Ma i nostri non si sono persi d’animo, no: due hanno tentato di cambiarsi i costumi da donna con other men borrowed from an old palace, but the door was stuck them a voice: "Follow us." Another went to the roofs, no way for him too! One had tried to return home first. Also stopped with a suitcase. But they had no poles? Sure. Arrested! Before them. In short, this time in this film won the Police Commissioner or better sideburns! Yeah, because unfortunately we're in a cartoon, there's nothing to do: put it in the end what you like, but we are still in Italy and then the film will be seen that the night before, instead of all those titles will be " The usual suspects ".

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Power of Love!


This photo you've already seen 25 years ago! Where were you? I'll remember I said to the cinema with a girl you liked when you could not take her hand and with the excuse of popcorn every now and then you settle for touching her. The film was a masterpiece announced, "Back to the Future" with Michael J. Fox, an actor with a career and a dancer, directed by Robert Zemeckis, a director with a fantastic career then and the soundtrack was "Huey Lewis and The News", a nice group, with a career then disbanded. We saw this date for the first time in 1985 seemed so far away, that on July 6 of 2010 shown on the meter of the time machine, right? But this belongs in July to the past! At the time we thought that in 2010 we finally became great, and yet here we are still playing with this blog. Who will he say? No, because we do not have a precise idea of \u200b\u200bthe future and above all forecasts are wrong in the sense that we are always late or sometimes frighteningly early. Just think of the cinema: Stanley Kubrick in 1969, presents "2001: A Space Odyssey," with the plot of a computer that rebels killing the crew, but when ever? Not to mention "2010-l'anno of contact," I is not! At this point it was much more honest "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" by Steven Spielberg, who in 1980 told in an "instant-movie" of how humans and extraterrestrials were meeting in America, under the Devil's Tower (and I would have liked!). Go ahead: another title in 1981, "only" 29 years ago, suggested that in 1997, the entire city of Manhattan would become a great criminal prison, was precisely "1997: Escape from New York." It happened like this? No! Then the boys were right to "Big Wednesday" in 1974 when they said "the future is already past and there are not even noticed ...". Oh yes, because the real power of that future is still coming. With the future of a bad memory can suddenly disappear, simply because merito del tempo galantuomo. Ma d’estate, quando fa caldo, non vediamo l’ora che torni l’autunno, e non appena arriva non facciamo in tempo a goderci un salamino, due castagne e un bicchiere di rosso che già non ne possiamo più della pioggia. E ricominciamo a invocare la primavera, per colpa del tempo cafone! Quindi, tornando a quelle previsioni sbagliate del luglio di 25 anni fa, vorrei tanto sapere che fine ha fatto quella ragazza che era al cinema con voi. I casi sono due: o quella mano non siete riusciti a prendergliela e quando siete usciti non l’avete più vista e le vostre strade si sono separate per sempre, oppure quando l’avete presa per un piccolissimo e tremante istante, lei vi ha guardato in un modo tale by passing the future in a flash and now it's next to you while reading this piece: it is the woman in your life, but then again you did not know. "Power of Love!"

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Never tattoo


latter Miss Italy, who had two wallpapers tattooed on me reminded me that the tattoo has the same characteristic of a diamond is forever. Less beautiful, less expensive, but forever. But like all things eternal has the disadvantage of not having available the command "undo typing" as MS Word. In this case, we would never go back, it's up to visit the dermatologist. Have you ever heard their stories?
- You do not know how they are here to study ... (Rome did not ever say "in studio" but "study")
- ... desperate! In tears asking me to remove the tattoo which made way back from Sharm: "I'm levame 'fish from the shoulder that Ghana can not take it anymore!" What
bring a girl that one day she too will become grandmother, a tattoo on his shoulder African left a fish, a symbol of fertility marina, is a mystery that fascinates me, repelled me. If for no other reason than the inability to say "I was born, lived, and contradict me" if not at the "studio" when a beautiful crust giant, larger than the tattoo, remember laser shots for months to cancel, not to mention the year to elapse without taking the sun on it with all you ask,
- What have you done?
- No, I had a scene of fox hunting and I have tattoos removed because m'aveva stew!
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"For too reminiscent of the convicts" were able to answer the office staff of EuroDisney in Paris. Exaggeration? But nowadays you preclude the possibility of being hired to do Cinderella or the Sheriff of Nottingham because of a stupid zodiac sign tattooed on his wrist under his watch. It is true that a Once the tattoo was the exclusive prerogative of those who sailed in search of America, if asked the sailor becalmed friend "Hey, write a little 'mom on his arm, so I will not forget that we've got one." Or had made a "vacation" I attach some of the Cayenne and "memory" (but when you forget it?) Had written a number of the cell. Maybe you want to gamble on the Lotto outlet. I will not even mention those who, not trusting their feelings, relies on the tattoo as proof of eternal love and
you print the first letter of the name of the beloved. Until one is I, steps after Ignatius, you can always put con uno che si chiama Elio, modificando la I con una E facilmente. Ma quando ti metti con Bruno poi dopo come fai se ti metti con Franco? Forse un metodo per far capire quanto è inutile scrivere sul corpo qualcosa (fatta eccezione per quelli tipo “I LOVE YOU” con la bic a scuola) potrebbe essere quello di tatuarsi un codice a barre sul collo che una volta letto dalla pistola della cassa automatica dell’Ikea potrebbe far capire quanto vale un tatuaggio: niente! E poi, sentite, la vogliamo dire tutta? Farsi un tatuaggio, con tutti quegli arnesi e quel dolore, equivale a un intervento chirurgico. Non vi fa paura?

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Punti metallici


Amici di questo blog, una notizia per tutti voi. Vi informo che in QUESTO PRECISO MOMENTO ho finito i punti della cucitrice che avevo sin dai tempi dei primi acquisti in cartoleria per l’asilo! Sono passati 40 anni e quei punti mi facevano compagnia, meglio, mi seguivano, diciamola tutta: mi perseguitavano. Perché erano nel cassetto della cancelleria da 40 anni! Che vuol dire tutto questo? Stiamo parlando di tre scatolette, ormai quasi poltiglia, che contenevano 1000 punti l’una. Più svariati avanzi del cassetto della scrivania di mio padre, saranno stati in tutto quasi 4000 punti. In 40 anni non di ufficio, ma di solo “home-office”, e cioè utilizzati per ricevute di conti correnti postali (multe soprattutto) spillate ai relative verbali, ricevute di condominio, chiusure hysterical Envelope A4 and A5, to paper documents to bring to the accountant, in fact small businesses. And they were always in there to laugh at the time you spend in life, their, and ran my!
So here now, finally, I accingerò to buy another pack, a new package of 1000 points Zenith brand, a blue box, ART. 130 / E, produced in Voghera, where he was born Valentino, The Last Emperor . But my thought at the time of going to Vittorio Gassman, who in the play "Camper", next to his son Alessandro, horrified at the thought that a giant stuffed animal in the shape of the panda would survive. Was not wrong: now how many years will pass before you finish them off again? Another 40? I hope not, I would not remember using the last, who knows when that day many years ago as I was writing a story! That's why maybe even buy them, I prefer to ask you a few dozen friends who ruberete in the office ... To avoid another milestone in the drawer. Look
your gifts, please do not be generous!